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This can be the case to those that do the job and are not prepared for the serious issues that occur when you are in law enforcement. Usually happens with those that think it is just cruising around dealing with traffic violations, but the moment they get shot at they poo their pants.

I hated Math when growing up, and I still say to this day "I will never use this kind of math in anything in the world." I never have, most jobs require little to no math use unless you are a nuclear engineer or something. I hate Math, leave it to the nerds to learn. I mean they had "Math...

Fantasy and Sci-fi mostly. I am a total nerd and I can admit that. I just enjoy watching stuff having to deal with medieval and futuristic things.

People that sag their pants to a limit that is like "How the heck are your pants staying up" I mean if you have to run from a threat at that stage you are not going to make it very far. A little sag is alright, but when your waist band is below your arse cheeks, you have problems. I just assume...

I better clean my car! It is pretty dirty and I might get pulled over because it's dirty and has red bull in it. There used to be justice in the system, now apparently it is just us in the system. This is a bunch of bull.

Giving a bribe is a crime. I would never try to bribe the law because that is just going to end up getting myself in trouble by my family who work for respected law enforcement and I would never hear the end of it.

This is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard about. I wouldn't even get near a donkey, I am sure the donkey was abused because you can actually walk behind them if they trust you enough to do so, but obviously this donkey didn't trust this idiot and took him down. Good job donkey, you...

Because they work for the State, and do you know how good the state employees get paid. Pretty good, their retirement is like the best. I worked for the state for fish and game for a little while and the money that was placed into my retirement fund after working there for like five months was...

I am pretty easy to please when it comes to cake, I like yellow cake with chocolate frosting. That is the one cake that I have no issue eating. I can see that cake can become too sweet though, it always happens to me.

I would try them once, but only if I drank some super hot sauce first and then do it. I know about the protein thing, but I still will take a steak of eating crunchy crickets.

I would choose Scotland, the climate there is such a bright green and no place on earth beats it. Plus I could go there and talk bad about the English and get praised. I would hear things like "Aye those yellow belly dogs!" For freedom!

And they didn't toss him over the side? If I was one of those Officers no amount of money could keep me from throwing his arse over the side. It would be the best feeling ever to watch him fall to his death. I think he might be the most hated singer in the entire US.

Mornings pretty much, the fact I have to wake up and live another day is depressing, but alas it is what we have to do. Also the afternoons when the sun is out and it is like 98 degrees, I also hate that.

Well Math was pretty bad, but the one thing that bored me the most and I hated is US History, I would literally fall asleep in that class, there was never anything good about it. It was worse than Math!

Lol at the guy that said sleeping with you pet can give you a disease. Wrong....I think you are thinking of if you go outside and capture a skunk or Raccoon and then sleep with them, then you can get a disease. Not a Dog or a Cat that you own and take care of. Getting all those shots they do is...

Like Adam Sandler once said, Golf is for people with goofy pants and a fat ass. My first job was working at a Country Club and I hate Golf, it can be fun to play I guess, but man does it suck to watch people play it. I didn't understand why so many people were out golfing at all days of the...

Only dirt bags get beaten up by Cops. I have never even been arrested by a Cop because I follow the law. Pretty sure most cops don't just beat up random people they arrest, though my Dad was telling me about this time that five of his guys tried to take down this guy amped up on PcP and they...

I miss the days when you could just use internet explorer and be happy. But apparently that doesn't even work. If I had to pick one it would be chrome, it seems Firefox always has too many errors with it and it doesn't like when you use addons.

Those who pick on others weaker than themselves are cowards and my quote on that subject is "Cowards die in shame." If I ever see that sort of thing going on I always intervene and say something like "Hey tough guy, why don't you pick on someone your own size" They usually back off, but not always.

Just thinking about it makes me laugh. I had like two majors in College that switched to back and forth. First one was Computer Science, because I love computers but the problem was they forced me go take "Intro to Computers" and I felt stupid because I already knew everything and having to...